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IMMUTABLE TRUTH - President Downgrade has earned his title well.

Closed? -

TAGS: government shutdown world war veterans
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 24, 2017, 4:20 pm
RonaldReagan - May 26, 2015, 8:20 am
That's what the Germans wanted us to think. Said, can't come out to play. Didn't you hear? It's raining bullets outside, our bullets. Americans said, we brought our umbrella, it's called our courage.

Idiotic Trump Fanatics -

TAGS: donald trump supporters trumpanzees trumpists trumpism rinos progressives new york liberal values statism big government tyranny elitist dumbing down of america idiocracy
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 17, 2017, 8:38 pm
You must really feel intimidated... or stupid..

The girls are gone -

TAGS: obama let down
Rating: 4.4/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:20 pm
Brilliant. 5 stars
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 1:25 pm
It's like this. America goes to war. Canada goes ,"****! Really?" Then Canada goes on to kick a**.
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 1:25 pm
It's like this. America goes to war. Canada goes ,"****! Really?" Then Canada goes on to kick a**.
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 1:22 pm
I like Canada. I really do. There is an undercurrent of national pride that says "We need a strong military" Rhe Canadians I have served with were nothing short of amazing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 12:10 am

Some Canadians say "youse".....I don't, I wasn't raised by wolves.
EmmaRoydes - June 5, 2014, 12:03 am
bagged milk? That's one I've never heard
EmmaRoydes - June 5, 2014, 12:02 am
you forgot youse and all y'all
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 11:04 pm

American one....Y'all.(your turn)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 11:03 pm

I've been over the "eh" thing and the bagged milk thing and the "aboot thing....and all the other things many times. I grew up in the tourist industry in north western Ontario...I've studied your people. For every Canadian idiosyncrasy there is an..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 10:57 pm

And you forgot the "huh" at the end of yours......what's that aboot? (for every Canadian "eh" there is an American "huh"...think aboot it)
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 10:41 pm
Wait, you forgot to put eh? at the end of your sentence :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 9:39 pm

I'll spell aboot correctly when you spell honour and colour correctly.
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 9:19 pm
Not until you spell about korekly
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 8:08 pm

"Tell Canada"? There's that world police attitude again. Try asking Canada....or how aboot we "tell" you? :)
fauxnews - June 4, 2014, 7:11 pm
LOL..You don't f***ing say? ;-p
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 6:09 pm
and don't ever, ever, f*** with any of us again.
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 6:06 pm
and we could do it with a coalition. We tell canada, you take that piece of the country and f*** it up, australia you get that piece, uk do this part, and we take the rest. Voila, we win. Then we tell the people, go make a new govt and don't call us again
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 6:04 pm
If we wanted to win a war, all the suits have to do is go to the chairman of the JCS and say "Go f*** up that country" and stay out. Next thing you know, that country is f***ed up.
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 6:02 pm
I think h_o_t is banned and s_h_o_t contains it.
fauxnews - June 4, 2014, 6:00 pm
/the sh**s = s'h**s (i.e. the word 's h o t' is considered worthy of censorship? f*** me).
fauxnews - June 4, 2014, 5:58 pm
Agreed. That's why Powell walked. The military wasn't allowed to call the sh**s. The politicians and the suits were making decisions that should've only been left to men and women in uniform, and other warriors. Not armchair phonies.
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 5:47 pm
commit troops, do it in a way that we can win, not fight for 10 years, turn tail, and run. If the military had made the decisions, the war would have been decided years ago. Same thing with Vietnam and Korea.
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 5:46 pm
But Afghanistan was a totally different situation. The problem there is having the civilians, who have no warfare experience, running the war. ROE should be decided by the commanders in the field, not the suits in the white house. If we have reason to
fauxnews - June 4, 2014, 4:14 pm
Exactly.The failure of the Iraq war(and the way it bankrupted America)is a case in point about what can go wrong when'Murica plays the role of the world's policeman:Bush"shouldn't" have decided which of the Axis of Evil to go after.What a disaster! :-/
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 3:21 pm
Thank you moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, That is right on the money. We should not be the world's policemen. And the president shouldn't be able to pick and choose which ones he gets to supply
foxrecon19d - June 4, 2014, 1:45 pm
Silence, moo. How dare you disgrace the great and powerful hashtag?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 1:27 pm

Don't you have enough problems in your own country?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 1:25 pm

Why do Americans feel it is their responsibility to police the world? Of course the kidnapping of anyone is horrible, but why would your president be expected to do anything about it?
foxrecon19d - June 4, 2014, 1:00 pm
Funny... to kill Cliven Bundy, Obama deployed snipers, spec ops, law enforcement, drones, satellite surveillance. To find 200 Christian girls who are forcefully being converted to Islam, all Obama can offer is this

REAGANOMICS - The joke's on you.

TAGS: republicans trikle down economics
Rating: 3.19/5

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realitycheck - October 8, 2015, 3:40 am
Boom economy through the entire Reagan and Bush administrations. It didn't need to "trickle down," we grew it where we were.

WHEN YOU SEE IT. - You'll shit bricks.

TAGS: tango down obama 2012 usama
Rating: 3.89/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:56 pm
Finally. A keeper. Sending this to my son.

DID YOU SKIP SCIENCE CLASSES MITT? - And did you not listen to the Airline Stewardess the 100's of times they explained to you in detail the reasons for the emergency oxygen masks at high altitudes?

TAGS: mitt romney window science poster
Rating: 2.5/5

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HRoark - September 28, 2012, 4:55 pm
We exist in spite of government
GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 7:23 pm
We don't exist because of government.
HRoark - September 27, 2012, 12:50 pm
Teachers, roads, bridges, & internet, all built with public money. Public money = taken private money. Govt does nothing to make money.
GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 6:38 pm
Which of the 57 sates is d**** in chief visiting? He failed geography?
GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 6:37 pm
You have a business... You didn't build that... Spin spin spin spin spin
crankyhead - September 25, 2012, 4:35 pm
You want to know who else wants to roll down the windows when they're on an airplane at 30,00 feet? 4 year olds.
crankyhead - September 25, 2012, 4:34 pm
Oh, he was joking was he? Judge for yourself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ws_s38QmxM&feature=player_embedded
marms - September 25, 2012, 1:43 pm
Obama was talking about Teachers, Roads, Bridges & Internet when he said "If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that" Then Mitt builds his campaign & convention on Obama's words intentionally taken out of context. Mitt should watch what he says.
freasy - September 25, 2012, 12:46 pm
The Los Angeles Times story that relayed Romney's airplane remark to the world was based off a pool report written by the New York Times's Ashley Parker. When we asked. "Romney was joking," she e-mailed. it was self-evident that he was. "The pool report p

SLOGAN - behold another downgrade 2008 Change We Can Believe In 2012 I'm Frustrated And So Are You

DAMN!! - Rachel Maddow did once look like a girl

REMINDER FOR 2012 - Who's counting YOUR votes?

RACHEL MADDOW - Liberal Hottie Nice Adam's Apple Woof Woof

TAGS: lib h**tie woof ugly maddow
Rating: 3.69/5

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ChadAllen - April 22, 2013, 11:08 pm
He looks more like Al Franken's illegitimate bastard son.


Its called... -

IMMUTABLE TRUTH - What a legacy- no wonder he vacations and golfs a lot... Worst President ever. End the error in Nov. 2012


Shutdown Update: Make it Hurt -

If the government shutdown closed our parks and monuments -

HOW DOES THIS WORK? - What was that about windows on an airplane?

TAGS: umbrella obama windows plane
Rating: 4.5/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 26, 2012, 8:10 pm
The most intelligent man in America
jaxx - September 26, 2012, 8:04 pm
ROFLMAO!!! The guy is such a DOUCHE...LOL

'OBAMA GIRL' DOWNGRADE - Hope? Nope! Dope? Yup! Hope > Nope > Dope


Shakedown Artist Sharpton -

TAGS: al sharpton shakedown artist racebaiter ambulance chaser race pimp fraud thug tax dodger cheat nan tawana brawley crown heights nypd nyc obama democrats progressives naacp
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Zeitguy - January 1, 2015, 9:56 pm
Sometimes Vik makes a valid point. But in no way does validation for this regurgitated point of view validate this diatribe.

TSUYOSHI NISHIOKA - Japan's latest nuclear meltdown.

JOBS FOR ILLEGALS - Ok with Janet Napolitano, under "prosecutorial discretion". Coming soon: pedophiles working at day care centers, drug addicts at local clinics, and hookers at churches!

Christie 2016? Fat Chance. -

OBAMA BEAT DOWN BY ALLEN WEST - Allen West states Obama should dust off his Nobel Peace Prize and return it for all the military ventures he has advanced in his administration!

why trump won -

HEY RACHEL MADDOW!!!! - When is the last time that YOU or any of the other LYING MSM anchors did anything like this?

TAGS: maddow lying msm
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - October 31, 2012, 10:15 pm
On Fox news, this afternoon.
arnnatz - October 31, 2012, 10:13 pm
when was the last time you saw obama doing anything like that?
KALKAM - October 31, 2012, 9:38 pm
To her credit she reported on 9/13 it was terrorism and questioned why anyone thinks it was due to a youtube video...then she never mentioned it again...ooops.

J. P. MORGAN - Has confused Popeye

Last time we had a government shutdown -


Shutdown Politics -

SHAME - Pink Floyd said it best -- "It's a sin that somehow ... Light is changing to shadow And casting it's shroud ... Over all we have known ... "

BIG GOVERNMENT - Can't manage anything properly. its time to downsize to protect liberty and prosperity

FOWARD TO 1960 - Hey Champ Maybe its time to do something about poverty for example: meet with your job creators



Yeah... it was exactly like this -

TAGS: trump smacks down jim acosta
Rating: 5/5

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Getter1 - January 13, 2017, 1:29 pm
"Don't let the door hit you on the way out (again)" Would you mind explaining that to me and the moderators oh, one who pretends to embrace freedom of speech, freedom of expression, and the free exchange of opinions and thought?
Getter1 - January 12, 2017, 7:55 pm
LOL...Wow. Two minutes after this funny little meme gets approved and you automatically respond with the same feeble, tired, ineffective Democrat Party comebacks that cost them the election. But, at least you got a job from the Democrats
BlackIsBeautiful - January 12, 2017, 7:09 pm
This from the same racist orange skin sociopath who spreads fake news daily, like his fake news lie that he lost the popular vote because of millions of illegal votes casted against him (no evidence). Don't let the door hit you on the way out (again) hun

MR. PRESIDENT - you done something big you made history

THE " VOLTSWAGEN " - Lawrence Ulrich, Audi of America President Johan de Nysschen has said that the Chevy Volt will fail and that anybody who buys the car is an idiot.


The Idiocy Of Liberalism -

The 'Logic' Of Trump Supporters -

DOWN IN FLAMES - Release Date: Tuesday, Nov. 6, 2012


" COMPANY ON THE EDGE IN 2012 - BEST BUY. STOCK DECLINE: 32 PERCENT. " - The same forces that hammered Circuit City--cash-poor consumers, ruthless price pressure, tough online rivals --are now hurting Best Buy.

OBAMA'S 8 AUG 2011 SPEECH - After leading the US to a 1st-ever downgrade, he's out to ease fears. Well, the market responded the same way sane and intelligent citizens do... WITH A VOTE OF NO CONFIDENCE!

2014 Elections -

TAGS: rachel maddow 2014 elections colorado senate race commentary
Rating: 4.2/5

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OTC - November 15, 2014, 5:00 pm
Or 'I will post a bill online so you can read it before I sign it"
Cyberhagen - November 15, 2014, 12:53 pm
or "This will be the most transparent administration in history", or "I will not appoint lobbyists", or, Don't cross the red line Bashir Al-A$$ad, or else..". or.. I could on.
OTC - November 5, 2014, 7:56 pm
Oh oh, how about "it's Bush's fault!"
EmmaRoydes - November 5, 2014, 7:52 pm
or how about when Harry Reid said all the people who told horror stories about obamacare were liars?
EmmaRoydes - November 5, 2014, 7:49 pm
Or any of these: http://www.politifact.com/personalities/barack-obama/statements/byruling/false/
EmmaRoydes - November 5, 2014, 7:45 pm
Or maybe If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. If you like your health care plan, you can keep your health care plan.
crankyhead - November 5, 2014, 4:19 pm
"If you repeat a lie often enough, it can become truth…" You mean like State run death panels and Kenyan birth certificates?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 5, 2014, 1:50 pm

Considering some of the behaviour around here lately I'm understandably on edge. Nows not the time for cow tipping if you get my meaning.
OTC - November 5, 2014, 9:55 am
Relax moo, I'm just rattling your chain
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 5, 2014, 8:17 am

I don't vote on Posters, but thanks for a**uming that.
JGalt - November 4, 2014, 11:43 pm
She insists that voting fraud does not exist. If you repeat a lie often enough, it can become truth, despite the stories about machines changing republican votes to Democrats. Yet we never hear of the opposite happening
OTC - November 4, 2014, 11:16 pm
Strange how my posters just get approval and already have 1 lion votes, mod low balling posters?

THE DUMBING DOWN OF AMERICA - The "Special Bus" has now been expanded to a full sized bus ...

AMERICA - Do your civic duty!

TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS - Seems to only benefit the Monopoly Guy.

HEY SARAH! - I think I found those Death Panels you were looking for.

THE JOB - ...if I didn't do it, someone else would. So, I did.

TYPICAL ROMNEY SUPPORTERS - Are this dumb. (Gaffapalooza 2012 Continues!)

TAGS: romney airplane window gaffe funny
Rating: 2.67/5

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freasy - September 27, 2012, 1:00 pm
It was reported as a joke, by the person releasing the story, funny how that is missed....
romneyisatool - September 25, 2012, 8:59 pm
LMFAO... Teabaggers are SO dumb they can't count past three. He leads 8 points in the most credible of polls. That 3.5 is the weighted average. Wow, Romney is a loser... How many polls is Romney leading in? Can you count to ZERO. HAHAHAHAHAHHA
terroraustralis - September 25, 2012, 7:34 pm
come to think of it, its pretty godd*** funny that mitt romney doesnt understand that aircraft have to be pressurised, so that the passengers dont suffocate... hardly relevant to politics, but most 5th graders know it.. why doesnt mitt?
arnnatz - September 25, 2012, 7:17 pm
hahahahahahaha, 3.5 points is pretty decent? hahahahaha.
romneyisatool - September 25, 2012, 6:53 pm
You must be feeling awesome right now that Obama maintains (has maintained) a pretty decent lead in the polls.
GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 6:45 pm

We can send federal agents to collect fees... -


IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Downgrade happens

American Trucking Association -

Priorities -

LOOK WHO IS HIDING - It was wrong for Bush to hide Mr. President it wrong for you

Shutdown Should Effect White House -

Harry Reid Refuses to work with Congress -

EVOLUTION - Are you evolving or doubling down on stupidity?

unfortunately -

Sky Closed -

Government shutdown -

Shutdown -

What a tragedy -

Government shutdown? -

Meaning of 'help' and 'hurt' confuse liberals -


TAGS: meltdown
Rating: 5/5

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PapaFox - November 20, 2012, 8:41 am
Too right

COMMUNICATIONS BREAKDOWN - Its always the same. Having a nervous breakdown, Drive me insaaaaane.

WALL STREET PROTESTERS - They think they can run things better than businesspeople.... (yet they can't handle simple thinks like reversed images in mirrors)


Tear Down Your Gates -

what if... -


THE CLOWN MAKES A SPEECH, THE DOW DROPS 300+POINTS - The world is not amused.

TIMMYDAMUS QUATRAIN AAA - No risk of a downgrade

Shutdown Update: We are Winning -

Shutdown Update: Priests Risk Arrest for Offering Sacraments During Shutdown -

Shutdown Update: Dems Close Private Inn -

Shutdown Update: Dems Close Private Mount Vernon -

Govt Shutdown -

TLC: "The Learning Channel". -

DOJ INDICATES - Patriotic bumperstickers may mean you are a terrorist! WTF???

Obama Receives Another Beatdown -

Aragorn Government Shutdown -

THE EU TO RUSSIA - Then: "You need to develop financial transparency and the rule of law." Now: "Please help us confiscate your citizen's deposits from Cypriot banks."

'Leading From Behind the Golf Course' -

Mr President -


In the '90s Liberals brought us OUTCOME-BASED EDUCATION in an effort to dumb down America -

Another Rino Bites the Dust -

TAGS: rino down
Rating: 4.88/5

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EmmaRoydes - June 11, 2014, 8:42 am
Cochran and Alexander are going to join Cantor in being ex-congressmen too, I hope.

FREUDIAN SLIP - It sure aint "winning the future"

Vacationer in Cheif -

THE CAPED KRUSADERS - Barackman and Robbin, Downgraders of Gotham City

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. PRESIDENT - heard you love the blues


DOWN, DOWN, DOWN HE GOES.... - ... where he stops, no one knows.

" YES WE CAN " - The Obama Administration it's " Outreach To Muslims " Never has been more obvious.